I hate all sweeping generalizations

Friends don’t let friends fry bacon naked.

Can someone please tell me, who Pete is and why is everything for his sake?

To err is human. To arr is pirate.

I don’t have a problem with caffeine … it’s YOU who has a problem if I’m without it!

And last, but certainly NOT least …

Some people bring happiness wherever they go … and others, whenever they go!

Have a great Hump Day … Wednesday, January 11th, 2017